50 Things Women Wish Men Knew

1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count
2. Real men drive stick shift
3. I will leave if you lie
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball shirts)
5. I’m convinced I’m pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear
7. “Fine” is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it’s about you
9. I’m terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you
11. I expect you to call me
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants
13. I’m scared of losing my independence
14. I’m more forgiving of you then I really should be
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I’m not
17. If I’m not having sex with you, I’m (a) having a fat day, (b) not feeling ‘connected’ to you, (c) blackmailing you to get something I want
18. Shoes determine whether you’re fashionable or not
19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I’m not afraid to use it
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing
21. The man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favourite candy in advance when we’re just going to the movies
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items
23. You should never tell me what to do
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast
25. My breasts love much licking and sucking
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes
27. I’m very impressed when you ask for my advice
28. I’m unimpressed with a man who doesn’t take the lead
29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye colour
30. I want to be Madonna
31. Women get urinary-tract infection easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers
32. I’m in heaven when you hold my hand
33. You’re sexy when you’re shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now
35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving
36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you – and for you to recognize this
37. If I’m not feeling loved, I will start looking…
38. Discussion of ex-gf’s and ex-bf’s should be avoided at all times
39. I like it when you tell  me what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it’s only been a few months, earns major bonus points
41. I love it when you’re sweaty
42. It’s best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses
44. I like porn
45. I love holding your bum in the palm of my hands
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public
47. It’s cheating as soon as you do something with her you wouldn’t want me to see, hear, read…
48. For the record, I’d rather you break up with me then cheat
49. I remember everything about our relationship
50. You should know all this and more without my telling you

Source: Men's Health